News and notes you may’ve missed in the paper this morning…

Wie struggles in 1st round of Sony Open (AP) Ms. Wie needs to listen to Stuart Appleby as she continues to make a fool of herself.

Pettitte wants Clemens to join him in NY (MLB.com) No shock here.

Dodgers to open all-you-can-eat section (AP) The Dodgers want you to stuff your face, get sick and leave early?

Barry Bonds comes to teammate’s defense (AP) He allegedly throws his teammate under the bus and now apologizes. Solid stuff.

Howard chooses Close as agent (FOXSports.com) MVP wants MVP dollars.

Pedro visits a Mets prospect — his son (MLB.com) Another in a long line of Martinezes to play in MLB.

Mike Sherman might not be the man in Arizona afterall (PFT.com) “The Lee Corso Not-So-Fast Award goes to….”

More on Salisbury: Was this his first offense? (The Big Lead) First, a rumor rolls from PFT, then word in a Sportsline column…now, it’s he cutting his online chat short t’other day. Where there’s smoke, there’s ball sack?

Rangers seriously shopping….Nashville dealing? (Hockeybuzz) Is that….it can’t be?!?!?!?! A hockey rumor!

Diaz, Timberlake confirm uncoupling (E!online) Does ‘The Joker’ have his dick in a box?

Versus picks up NHL television option (Hockeybuzz) The NHL can’t buy itself a break.

Check out these form-fitted NHL jerseys (Random) Another hockey-related post? Get out of bed, kids.