News and notes while you grab the Aleve and throw the alarm across the room…

Amaker canned at Michigan (FOX Sports) Lemony Snickets and all that jazz…

Holyfield down Maddalone (AP/ESPN) ‘Evander Fields’ had zero help.

Modano ties Mullen; Stars lose to Predators (AP/ESPN) Next tally passes Joe Mullen as all-time American goal scorer.

Rodgriguez needs to shut up, play (FOX Sports) Fox Sports’ Ken Rosenthal lays it on the line.

Third straight great game: Texas A&M rallies to beat Louisville, 72-69 (The Big Lead) At least today was unpredictable.

Blues extend Oilers’ losing streak to 10 (AP/Yahoo! Sports) Lesson learned: don’t trade marquee forward at the deadline when in contention.